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Encyclopedia > Derek Lam

Derek Lam is a fat person, that's why when you go on this page, it is automatically redirected to obesity. He almost made the record to be the world's fatest man, but before he could make it, he died.

Derek Lam's mass is so big that it would take your LIFETIME to count, nah i'm just joking. His mass is actually 399 kg. Mass is a property of a physical object that quantifies the amount of matter and energy it is equivalent to. ...

Accomplishments

Derek Lam invented a way to convert Vitamin A into jet fuel. The CIA hired him to do so. He became a national hero for about 12 minutes, but his actions caused the average global to increase by a googol degrees. Good job, fatty. Look up googol in Wiktionary, the free dictionary. ...

Life

How long did Derek live? 13 years. A year is the time between two recurrences of an event related to the orbit of the Earth around the Sun. ...

Force of attraction between him and an average human's mass at his age at 1 meter

Failed to parse (unknown error): 399x55x6.67x 10<sup>&minus;11</sup> =1.4637315x10^-6N=1.4637315x10^-4g=1.4637315x0.1mg='''0.14637315mg'''

Compare this to two humans with the average mass at his age(1 meter):

55x55x6.67x10^-11=2.017675x10^-7N=2.017675x10^-5g=2.017675x10^-2mg=0.02017675mg

Abilities

Black Hole-His mass is so immense he creates a giant gravitational rift, not even the fastest substance light, is able to escape. Prism splitting light Light is electromagnetic radiation with a wavelength that is visible to the eye (visible light) or, in a technical or scientific context, electromagnetic radiation of any wavelength. ...

Absorption-He can suck you in with his fat, but in order to use this technique, he must get close to you first. For other uses, see Fat (disambiguation). ...

Force of Attraction-He can pull you towards him and force you to orbit around him. In physics, an orbit is the path that an object makes, around another object, whilst under the influence of a source of centripetal force, such as gravity. ...

Swallow-He can swallow an average human whole and his size is not changed after he swallows the human.

For other uses, see Fat (disambiguation). ...

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 Lam - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (156 words) Lam and its various forms has several meanings. Mor lam, an ancient Lao form of song in Laos Lam is a common Cantonese (Hong Kong) surname.
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